Took my pill for the last time yesterday. So glad to no longer be a slave to this alarm (got a bi-slap)


Bi-slap sounds like what happens when you cheat on your man with a woman and they both find out. (Sorry, it was amusing to me as a bisexual person).

But congratulations in actuality! Hakuna matata….it means no (pregnancy) worries for the rest of your daysssss

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